Toxic Ramen
Posted by tata on Sunday Jan 25, 2009 Under FoodPoor Americans (such as myself) have long been sustained by the greatness of Ramen noodles. My brother, Big Rob, taught me years ago how to make it stretch a little farther: by adding egg. Here’s how to make Toxic Ramen.*
Get yourself some packs of Ramen noodles at your local grocer. They cost around $0.10-$0.20 per package and come in a variety of flavors. I like Beef.
If desired, crunch up noodles while still in packaging. Open and remove seasoning packets. Boil the noodles.
When the noodles are done, drain.
Return to pot, but not to heat just yet.
Crack in two eggs.
Now add those seasoning packets.
Return to heat and stir vigorously…
Keep stirring until the egg is thoroughly cooked. It should look something like this.
Devour! Grilled cheese optional.
*These directions call for 2 packages of Ramen noodles. For one package, add one egg instead of two.


July 19th, 2009 at 2:59 am
Making a meal stretch further is quite a skill…egg is always useful to have in the house…
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January 27th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
This will be a quick meal to make sometime. Thank you for sharing the recipe and the pics you took at the different stages of preparation are great.
I never cared for the Ramen Noodles much, but thinking outside the box as your brother did, may change my mind. I will pick some up at the grocery and give this dish a try.
To your health,
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January 27th, 2009 at 6:53 am
Wow. that is nice to see. I mean the pics are tempting me to prepare this and eat right now.
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January 25th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
he said sodomite…made me laugh
January 25th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
I used to do something similar with pasta - cook it the put in an egg-or-two and let the heat of the pasta cook that, quick and tasty.
This was before I was voted ‘most likely to have a heart attack’ in a small but tasteful ceremony in my home town.
My best tip for yours would be to only use half of the packet that comes with the noodles. There’s enough of that stuff - mono-glutamen-sodomite or whateverthe hell they call it - to kill a horse.
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January 25th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
WTH? Where did my first post go? Now I’m serial posting…grin…What I said was ~ I always think of you when we have Toxic Ramen. I add green onion for extra flavor and it gives the dish some color!
January 25th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
My typing skills have gone to hell in a handbasket today…that would be my post, even though I do love Mms…lol…
January 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I always think of you when we have Toxic Ramen.
I chop up some green onion and add to it ~ love the flavor and it makes it so pretty!
January 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
OH TATA!!!
WHY?! LOL You know how toxic ramen makes me cringe
- I still love ya though.
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January 25th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Haha… you actually took pics of the process, I love it! I prefer chicken or oriental and I eat mine like a soup with all the broth in it… Doesn’t your seasoning packet need dilution?? It seems like it would be salty… and are you sure the eggs cook all the way?
I believe you that it tastes good, but I can’t picture it… I have not purchased Ramen Noodles in forever… I may now have to do this and take pics just for you.
You’re funny … Add grilled cheese, please.