I’m Too Sexy for This Busted-Up Knee

Posted by tata on Wednesday Sep 24, 2008 Under Uncategorized

bustedkneeOMG it farkin’ hurts! I swear the picture does it no justice whatsoever. It is angry red and swollen.

I’m embarrassed that I’m still falling like a clutzy kid at my age, but I was under an enormous amount of stress yesterday. I can forgive me.

Please contact me for my address, I will gladly take your unused painkillers off your hands! Sheese, but it was killing me today all slathered up with triple antibiotic cream and gauzed up (so’s not to rub against the inside of my jeans).

At least I’m having a good hair day. I haven’t taken pictures of myself in a grip. Behold - I am beautiful like me!

Beautiful Like MeWeird LightThe lighting in our house was weird this afternoon. All these were taken in our living room with no flash.

Sometimes it still takes me a moment to recognize the fact that I’m not a blonde. I haven’t been a blonde since I was a tot, but I’ve always thought of myself as one, and of course, dyed my hair accordingly a number of times, as well.

And it took forever, but I’m finally in a place where I appreciate my locks. Okay, most days I appreciate them. The part I want to complain about loudest is that to get my hair to look like it does in these pictures, I must at least get it soaking wet, combed and tatatata smirksscrunched. No climbing-out-of-bed-and-going for me, unless I’m in one of those (very frequent) moods wherein I don’t care if it looks like rats dwell in my scalp. In that case, I just tie it back.

You can click these to make ‘em bigger. Go on, enjoy my beauty to the fullest!

1andonlytata

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8 Responses to “I’m Too Sexy for This Busted-Up Knee”

  1. Melissa from Pittsburgh Says:

    yucky knee. virtual neosporin for ya.

    Curly hair? Me too, great hair day, mine not so much, not since I cut it all off, need longer hair when curly!

  2. Justin Wright Says:

    That is one banged up knee. Reminds me of the morning I woke after drinking, only to see my knee look just like that. Except I didn’t remember how it happened…

  3. sonya Says:

    Did I ever tell you about walking home from a 4th of July parade??
    All of us and the neighbor boy were walking home and one of them said “look a fire truck” Like I had never seen a fire truck before, but I look and then proceed to fall over the wagon one of them is pulling and land in the street.
    So you are not alone, I am way too old to be falling down and skinning my knees.

  4. Alexandra @ Mommy's Got Green Says:

    Wow! Swanky! I like the move to this layout.
    Jeebus that knee looks bad girl! I can just imagine you having to walk around like a gimp.
    And thanks for telling that crazy commenter what for. lol.
    Can we say “get a life?!”

  5. Morten Pedersen Says:

    ouch! for the knee, but I did like your title.

  6. sonya Says:

    Ooh that knee does look bad. You as a blond…I can’t see it.
    But then I used to be a blond too. For a very long time.

  7. Jadielady Says:

    Your knee might be hurting but it looks like its smiling!!!!

  8. Babyhellfire Says:

    OW OW OW! that looks nasty!! Poor thing. Leg healing vibes for your whole household Tata!
    I can’t picture you blond. Your hair is gorgeous!Love that 1st pic.

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